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Q: What does a 12 year old hillbilly girl say when she's losing her virginity? A: "Get off me, dad! You're crushing my cigarettes!"
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Q. What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin? A. An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
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Q. How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? A. Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a "teethbrush." |
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Bugar's Thoughts
Reservation
Then there was the Indian chief who installed electric lights in the tribal latrine, thus becoming the first Indian to wire a head for a reservation. |
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