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Indian Names
A young Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."
Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Condom, ...why are you so curious?" |
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"I think it would be kind of cool if tortillas were called 'Mohicans' instead. That way, if there were only one left, I could ask, 'Does anyone mind if I grabbed the last of the Mohicans?' and everybody would laugh. If I actually liked tortillas, that is." - Pang E. Sass |
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